A Guide To Getting More Shit Done

52 cards. Zero excuses. Mild panic..
One sarcastic shove at a time.

You’ve got a lot on your plate — mostly procrastination and existential dread.

This deck won’t magically make you productive, but it will call you out just enough to get moving.

Inside: 52 bite-sized nudges, not-so-gentle reminders, and motivational threats like:
“You’re Not Actually Dying. Recognise panic. Label it. Let it pass."
"Control What You Can. Ignore The Rest. Focus on actions, not outcomes."
“You Can’t Fix Everything Today. Pick one thing to do. Start there"

Perfect for to-do list avoiders, chronic overthinkers, and anyone whose strategy is mostly vibes.