A Guide To Not Losing Your Shit

Shuffle daily. Mentally scream as needed..
52 cards. One fragile grip on reality.

Life’s a lot. This deck won’t fix it, but it might keep you from rage-quitting the group chat.

Inside are 52 pieces of blunt, helpful advice for staying mildly functional in a world that won’t stop emailing you.

Examples include:
“Work First. Whine Later. Save the complaining for after the work is done."
“Deadlines Don’t Care About Your Vibe. Don’t wait for the perfect mood. Start in a bad one.”
“Waiting For 'Motivation' Is a Loser’s Game. Use discipline. Not feelings”

No toxic positivity. No gold foil affirmations. Just pure, unfiltered survival mode — in card form.