Happy Birthday. Now Fuck Off Back To Economy Card - Dean Morris

By all means wish the recipient of this card a lovely and memorable happy Birthday but they might just need reminding - in the politest way possible - that the front of the plane is not for them. This was the first card ever designed in the Fabulous range and it's still a personal favourite of mine. Obviously I do belong upfront, when they'll upgrade me :-)

A birthday card with a smiling cabin crew holding a tray of champagne. Below her text reads Happy Birthday now fuck off back to economy.